February 2012
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Dear Fucker from Kansas that tried using my Debit...
I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.
I had my card declined today while trying to get lunch and was confused because for once in my life I actually have money in my account. I don’t carry cash with me because I’m a NYer and this is 2012, so I wasn’t able to get my lunch. Now I am hungry AND angry.
Did you think you’d get away with it?
Do you think no one would notice the charge...
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Jon and I are getting new tats
Jonathan: Are you getting a new tattoo?
Me: fuck yes
Jonathan: wfrbrsdjhvsbdkhfbvdfjk - i'm getting one this weekend
Me: oh yah!? - TWINSIESSSSS
Jonathan: i've been putting it off
Me: Are you getting my innitials?
Jonathan: Are you getting my name in a heart? or fart cloud?
Me: im getting the outline of your lips on my ass
Jonathan: i'm getting "StevieNYC" on my taint, tbh.
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January 2012
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Mel B Hints at a Spice Girls Reunion for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee
First of all I love Mel B so effing much. “HEY! Are you showing my bedroom?! That’s my private lovemaking bedroom area.” & “On Top Ladies, Always!”
She is non-stop hysterical. If you missed her reality show “It’s a Scary World” you totally missed out on a good time.
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HEY @$$H0L3, It's No Name-Calling Week!
Everyone has been taunted or teased in school at one time or another. We all remember what it feels like to be put down or embarrassed in front of our friends and peers. Whether made fun of be for your height, weight, taste in music, sexual orientation or simply for being different it’s never a good feeling to be made fun of. James Howe’s book “The Misfits,” which depicts a group of teased kids...
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New Vocabulary: Sit On My Face
Changing some of my every day vocabulary.
“you’re cute” - is now - “sit on my face”
“I think he’s cute” - is now - “I want him to sit on my face”
“you’re incredibly hot” - is now - “sit on my face with glue”
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I'm starting a list...
of kindhearted GOOD motherfucking people that are low drama and positive energies in my life.
(think you’re on it?)
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Tuesdays make me feel like...
…super motivated.
Monday is the “Oh fuck!” I have so much to catch up on day.
Wednesday is the “Why is it only Wednesday!” day.
Thursday is the “Dammit I have so much to get done before the end of the week & I kinda wanted to leave work early tomorrow because it’s a Friday” day.
Friday is the “IDGAF if everything get’s done...
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