August 2011
Aug 31st
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
Aug 20th
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Aug 18th
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“How do you handle all the noise in this city? Don’t you just want to...”
– Lunch with my Aunt today.
Aug 15th
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 12th
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My friend describing what would happen if I...
Steve, if you fathered Amma a child, it would come out with it’s hair done and nails painted (regardless of gender) to match the color of Amma’s womb. Then little bastard would wave his hand in the air, start with “Ok. Ok, so first of all…” then proceed to critique the doctor on his delivery process. After which, the child will realize that the world just isn’t...
Aug 12th
Aug 12th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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How Mom Knew I Would Be O.K. In Life...
This past weekend I went home to visit Mom. We finally had some much needed time to catch up on life. While we sat down to eat lunch she pulled out a few photos of me playing soccer when I was younger. She said with a smile, “It’s funny because you actually look like you were playing hard in these photos.” Surprise surprise, I wasn’t ever amazing at sports. But then she...
Aug 5th
Porn and LOL Cats are better than work...
Me: I woke up at 3am and started reading work e-mails?
Kelli: Why? Why wouldn't you watch porn, or movie trailers, or like look at LOL Cats or something like a normal person.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Aug 2nd