February 2012
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Something like that...
Old man on subway: I wish I was young like you. You've got the look. Must destroy all the girls.
Me: ... Something like that.
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WatchIf you missed last night’s It Gets Better special that aired on MTV and LogoTV you can watch it here!
(there’s a 5 second clip of me at the end :D )
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Dear Fucker from Kansas that tried using my Debit...
I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.
I had my card declined today while trying to get lunch and was confused because for once in my life I actually have money in my account. I don’t carry cash with me because I’m a NYer and this is 2012, so I wasn’t able to get my lunch. Now I am hungry AND angry.
Did you think you’d get away with it?
Do you think no one would notice the charge...
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Jon and I are getting new tats
Jonathan: Are you getting a new tattoo?
Me: fuck yes
Jonathan: wfrbrsdjhvsbdkhfbvdfjk - i'm getting one this weekend
Me: oh yah!? - TWINSIESSSSS
Jonathan: i've been putting it off
Me: Are you getting my innitials?
Jonathan: Are you getting my name in a heart? or fart cloud?
Me: im getting the outline of your lips on my ass
Jonathan: i'm getting "StevieNYC" on my taint, tbh.
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