There should be 1,500 more of you people (gays)

Had a convo with the owner of our beach house's drunk friend....

Drunk Woman: You're beautiful. How old are you?

Me: 23

Drunk Woman: Oh really!? Perfect! I have a 22 year old daughter.

Donna: No...

Drunk Woman: No she's beautiful too.

Donna: No, he's gay.

Drunk Woman: Awe really? You know what tho?

Me: What?

Drunk Woman: My one client I had once. He was gorgeous too. Blonde, blue eyes, and bought me a gift basket once, he was so thoughtful. And he was gay. You're always beautiful and thoughtful and just NICE people.

Me: Yah we tend to do that.

Drunk Lady: There should be like fifteen hundred more of you people.

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