NO NO NO! I draw the line here. I love bacon more than most sane people, but this is just… wrong.
If I want your junk to taste like bacon, I’ll just wrap it in a piece of bacon, thank you very much. Yes, I find this approach to be less offensive than the baconlube and infinitely more appealing.
Oh Lord… @StevieNYC would love this!
Nope, that’s not a typo, nor is it a joke. J&D’s Baconlube ($12) is a water-based massage oil and personal lubricant that tastes like the fried pork product we all know and love. “It’s like the McRib of sex”, say the creators. “It’s delicious, makes men crazy, is here for a limited time and is in short supply.” It’s also either naughty but tolerable or straight-up disgusting. We’ll leave it up to you to decide.
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This is amazingg! Hahah. xD I was going to make a list here on Tumblr of things I wouldn’t mind getting, but I feel like...
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Found Miriam’s Christmas gift since last Christmas she got bacon air freshener.
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