PERSONAL URN

So… tell me this isn’t the creepiest thing in the world!!

“Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one.

Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite Celebrity.

New advances in facial reconstruction and 3D printing have made it possible to have an urn made in the image of anyone from just a photograph.

Never forget a face. Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.

Available in Two Sizes

• Full sized will hold all of the ashes of any adult
• Keepsake size is about 1/4 of the full sized and will hold about 25 cubic inches”

Yeah, I want to stare at a creepy and badly done copy of a loved ones face.

Note to ugly people:  Keep this request out of your will.  We don’t want to see you any longer than we already have had to.