Reasons I need to drink less...
Me: Remember when I was "straight" and sexually frustrated and groped every girl at bars when I was drunk.
Jackie: You still do, just now you do it to guys.
Me: Yah, but I haven't done that in a while.
Jackie: You did it that night you threw up in my bed. You grabbed every guys ass on the street.
Me: I didn't really grab them tho! I just pretended.
Jackie: Yah, but you still did it.
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