Best VDay text I’ve gotten so far. <3 Love from @GinaNcom
The amazing @jaxmurph and @keilamurph got my this early christmas present to decorate our tree. #bacon (Taken with instagram)
NO NO NO! I draw the line here. I love bacon more than most sane people, but this is just… wrong.
If I want your junk to taste like bacon, I’ll just wrap it in a piece of bacon, thank you very much. Yes, I find this approach to be less offensive than the baconlube and infinitely more appealing.
Oh Lord… @StevieNYC would love this!
Nope, that’s not a typo, nor is it a joke. J&D’s Baconlube ($12) is a water-based massage oil and personal lubricant that tastes like the fried pork product we all know and love. “It’s like the McRib of sex”, say the creators. “It’s delicious, makes men crazy, is here for a limited time and is in short supply.” It’s also either naughty but tolerable or straight-up disgusting. We’ll leave it up to you to decide.
Things I influence according to @Klout.
Sounds about right…
Who wants to buy me this bacon bracelet?
You can get it here for $32.00
There’s also a necklace if you dig deeper.
(And fried chicken necklaces!!!)
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!
My boss just sent me this video lol.
An although I agree with the little bastard… this video also demonstrates exactly why I won’t be having children.
GAY BACON!
(Source: zaza422)
BACON-PALOOZA
- I can’t express how upset I am that I’m missing this this weekend.
“The Power of Bacon has been harnessed for the Forces of Good!”
FRIDAY, SATURDAY and SUNDAY OCTOBER 15th, 16th, and 17th
At the SoHo Gallery for Digital Art
138 Sullivan St. New York, NY 10012, 212 228-2810
Someone please go in my honor and tell me ALL about it.
RAINBOW BACON!!!
So basically my friend Sam sent this to me yesterday because I love bacon more than life.
It looks like they are basically dunked into a ton of food coloring.
…
There’s no real point to this post other than me loving it cause it’s rainbow bacon.
Happy pride month!
Maybe we could have a sweet gay breakfast buffet somewhere that will just be rainbow bacon and sausage?
Bacon Filled Easter Egg
Includes: Five 1 ounce bacon caramel filled half eggs, presented in a purple gift box.
Soft bacon caramel + 55% dark chocolate
Redefining bacon and eggs. Five dark chocolate half eggs arrive nestled in straw and are each filled with soft buttery bacon caramel. Bite, crack, ooze, salty-sweet delight.
from Vosges Chocolate
via:baconbaconbacon:kidcharlemagne
So…. My birthday is coming up soon.
…27 days to be exact.
And anything on this list will do. :-)
perfection.
Agreed!
YES !! When I die and go to heaven… This is what will be waiting for me.
Mmmvelopes!
JD’s (the company that brought us the delights of bacon salt and baconaise) has created Bacon flavored envelopes !!!
“No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious baconinstead.”
Get ready… because I’m about to send letters to EVERYONE!
<3
